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People who breathe really loud.

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noobl3t: In News Literacy Class. Professor Schneider: (talking about news stories of the week) Do you know what the approx. death toll in Japan is now? Class says a few answers (more like murmurs, no one really knew) Professor Schneider: It is currently over nine-thousand. —— I kid you not, I literally almost broke out laughing. I am a terrible person.

Mar 24th

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If you're an aggressive woman are you automatically a lesbian?

-Anthro

Mar 22nd

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Teacher: What makes a man manly?
Male Student: They can't wear fruity colors.
Teacher: What are fruity colors?
Male Student: Like rainbow!
 -Anthro

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Grown mexican man on train listens to the barbie girl song. Cannot be unseen.

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A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

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Heroes of Fukushima - 50 remain at Daiichi

50 Japanese nuclear engineers are staying behind at the Fukushima Power Plant to try and prevent a nuclear meltdown. They are getting the same amount of radiation per hour that a nuclear engineer receives in his/her ENTIRE career. Sauce /heroes

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#915 At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet.

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Teacher: How many instruments are in a string QUARtet?
Student: 3!
Teacher: Close, its 4.

Mar 16th

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Play Katamari With Your Browser! →

Mar 15th

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Girl: What does a rapist even look like?

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Serial Rapist targeting Asian women in Flushing

patronsaintofdrunkards: Stay safe, ladies. Article is here.

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Ignorance is bliss. So she just a dumbass huh? Trust me, my PhD, is NOT a playa hating degree. -English

Mar 9th

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Question: Alternates for bong water?

Well I’ve used Bacardi 151 in my hand grenade bubbler. NOT RECOMENDED THE CHERRY FELL THREW AND LITE THE SHIT ON FIR AND WOOSH CAME OUT THE MOUTH PEICE…BYE BYE BEARD. Forgot where I read this but lol, people are getting smarter and smarter each day.

Mar 9th